Dairy Free
Sugar Free
Gluten Free
Side Effect Free
Keto
Energy
Focus
Made in NZ

Rude Cotton Tote Bag

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 7 reviews
Dairy Free
Sugar Free
Gluten Free
Side Effect Free
Keto
Energy
Focus
Made in NZ
$24.95

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Why a RUDE Tote Bag?

  • Fair Trade Certified
  • 100% Certified Organic Cotton
  • Strong
  • Large
  • Stylish

Finally a bag you will actually want to use time and time again!

Our RUDE Tote Bag is strong and THICK, so it can handle even your biggest loads!

And it’s made ethically! so you can have a clean conscience after you splurge on Rude Coffee.

Dimensions
Size:
Width - 380mm
Height - 360mm
Gusset - 130mm

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Why a RUDE Tote Bag?

  • Fair Trade Certified
  • 100% Certified Organic Cotton
  • Strong
  • Large
  • Stylish

Finally a bag you will actually want to use time and time again!

Our RUDE Tote Bag is strong and THICK, so it can handle even your biggest loads!

And it’s made ethically! so you can have a clean conscience after you splurge on Rude Coffee.

Dimensions
Size:
Width - 380mm
Height - 360mm
Gusset - 130mm

Why Rude?

Why Rude?

Everything
you need to know about

RUDE

  • Like everything in life, you get what you pay for. To have the highest quality, organically grown coffee where the farmers are paid a fair wage means a slightly higher price.
  • You also have to ask yourself "what is the cost of an energy crash on your daily productivity?"
  • Only you can decide what is more important… the planet, your health and high performance or saving a dollar… It’s a no brainer really.
  • Yes, especially compared to generic coffee, however, use obvious precautions considering this is a caffeinated product. Don’t be drinking five by 9 am and wondering why you are bouncing off the walls ready to run a marathon.
  • The other obvious point, it is not recommended for pregnant women or children. Seek medical advise if you have any concerns.
  • It sure does, but don’t take our word for it, try it yourself risk free with our money back guarantee.
  • You can also look at the individual ingredients we use and simply google their effectiveness online and you will find that we have chosen ingredients backed by science.
  • You won’t find any outlandish claims of "traditional medicines" around here, like tiger penis powder to improve your libido. Just good ol' research based science.
  • Within 30 mins you will notice the effects.
  • For the best results, use consistently for 30 days and the difference will be irrefutable. Increased focus, clarity and energy, with noticeably reduced negative effects of generic coffee like anxiety, jitters and energy crash.
  • RUDE Coffee has caffeine so it still provides the energy hit we love but the added nootropic ingredients reduce any negative side effects like anxiety, jitters, headache and energy crash. These nootropics also improve clarity and focus.
  • RUDE is also full flavoured coffee, unlike the weird tasting processed decaf coffee people try to claim tastes like normal coffee…. Sorry to be rude and burst your bubble but it doesn’t!
  • Right here. We only sell online.
  • You might find us at your local green expo or festival, but trust us, that would be a wild game of cat and mouse that would be a lot of fun but not very time efficient.
  • If you subscribe online you get the best price and we deliver straight to your door, easy as!
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